2020-09-25 13:31:11 UTC
DEAR MISS MANNERS: I am ready to yank my fingernails out with vise grips!
One of my best friends lost his partner several months ago, and keeps bombarding friends and family with tribute requests. I acquiesced initially, but I'm taking a firm stand now and refuse any further participation.
How do I convey my message without losing a friend?
Mind you, his significant other was a tough 22-ton tanker times 10 — a two-fisted hardcore alcoholic. On any given day, he would be in a stupor at best, breaking coffee tables at worst. For us to contribute to a liver foundation because he died of liver disease, I feel, is outrageous!
It's been going on nearly a year now, and my friend is asking if he can count on us for yet another memorial donation. Please give some soothing advice, or else I'll be going in for a medical manicure very soon.
GENTLE READER: "I have limited resources and will be turning my attention to another cause this year. But I will be sure to drink a toast in Thadeus' honor the next time we are all together remembering him."