"Surprise, surprise, surprise! That ain't my finger!"
Yeah, I remember that one, too, and decided to leave it in fourth grade (that's when I heerd it, Johnny).
That joke is so jejeune that I, who ordinarily revels in tacky celebrity jokes, won't even flesh it out.
(Of course, you know what "jejeune" is ... it comes right after "M-May.")
"Rock Hudson didn't have many friends, but he had Nabors up the ass."
That's pretty tacky, Johnny, but that ain't the way I heerd it; the way I heerd it is this:
"Ever since he announced he had AIDS, ..." [insert Hudson/Nabors line here].